ur Mama Jokes

[thaone]

post ur best ur mama jokes here
here are a few of mine... there not very good but o well

ur mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.

I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.


This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack

[uKo]

Yo Momma's Breathe So Stank... Dawg You Ain Black, THats Juss From ya Mom Breathin On Ya..

Yo Mommo's Breathe So Stank..She made Altoids Go on Strike!


lol.. I Heard That Sum1...

[Da Facecard]

if there was a prostitute store your mom would be on the clearance rack

[seve3]

Yo mama`s so fat that she needs a boumerang to put on a belt

[Seif]

what u doing "DOG" u mother so fat when she walk her ass clap like "Encore"


i made this how u like guys, maybe sound fucked up, but i found it funny sum how

[thaone]

what u doing "DOG" u mother so fat when she walk her ass clap like "Encore"


i made this how u like guys, maybe sound fucked up, but i found it funny sum how

sry but that fuckin sucked! lol

[Fohkus]

u momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

[Calikidd]

Yo momma and a pretzel are the same they both twist in many ways

Yo momma so stupid that she thought she could use a EBT card at the bank

Yo momma so old that the year on her birth cetifacate says BC

[Syk Dyssturbd]

Yo' mama's so stupid when she went to the movie theatre and it said, "under 17 not admitted" she ran back home to get 16 more people.

[Crazy Dutch]

lol

yo mama is so fat, that she can trow her titties around her neck when it's cold

[Adam8361]

Yo mama's so short, she does back flips under the bed

Yo mama's so fat that when she asked for a water bed, they threw a blanket over the pacific ocean

Yo mama is so poor that she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list

Yo Mama's so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto Body

Yo mama so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border

[Shane_Holloway]

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, when your dad climbs on top of her, his ears pop.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.

Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

[WKS]

yo mama is so nasty they make you eat her pussy on fear factor
yo mama is so fat she fell on the ground i wasnt laughing but the ground was cracking up
yo mama so hairy her arm pits look like she got don king in a head lock

[Shane_Holloway]

yo mama is so nasty they make you eat her pussy on fear factor


LMAO!!!

[shady_aftermath4lyf]

ur mama so fat that when she went to school, she sat next to everybody
ur mama so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side

[cramer_2003]

your mum's so short you can see her feet on her driver's licence

your mum's so fat when she wears a X file's T-shirt helicopers think she's a heli pad

[Dutcher]

yo mom is so fat, when god created earth and said let tehre be light, he asked yo mom to get out da way

[Snowdogg]

ur moma is sooooooooooooooo fat she has to walk around the block twice

[Seif]

ur mom so stupid they cought her looking at the orange juice for one day...why? because she read consecrate

[Jesus Christ]

streamlynes mama so ugly, the bitch looks like a whore from jerry springer

Seif's mamma so ugly, not even papoose can love her derty ass

[Seif]

my mama so ugly, the bitch looks like a whore from jerry springer

my mamma so ugly, not even outlaw can love her derty ass


looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Jesus Christ]

^^ haha very funny, but what wud pap-oose say

[MaCe]

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

[Scotty B]

yo momma teeth so yellow, wen she smiles cars slow down

[EKULGFX]

if sum1 calls u fat just say its cause everytime i shag ur mum she gives me a biscuit lol

[Gorilla]

your mum's so short you can see her feet on her driver's licence

your mum's so fat when she wears a X file's T-shirt helicopers think she's a heli pad

:rofl:

[Scotty B]

yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up

[Jesus Christ]

Seifs mamma so dumb the bitch got locked in a toilet and pissed herself

Streamlyne's mamma so stupid the whore got locked in a supermarket and starved to death

[MaCe]

^stop looking up jokes to impress us INRI